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I would argue that that shirt is not a lewd message at all.

But I would also point out that those random gate agents can totally screw you if they want to, and there is nothing you can really do about it except either:

a) Call them on their bullshit and be a real asshole if they are timid.

b) Call the airline and complain later on when you don't get on the plane.
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yeah, the airline people have a bit too much power. It wasn't a lewd message, though they would argue it was simply because of the word "fuck" of course, but you stand up at all to these fucks, and they toss you off the plane.

best, and I hate to say it, but, to just swallow the bullshit and complain later.
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My uncle was prevented from boarding a plane and decided to do KAelik's solution a). It ended up with him being interrogated for 9 hours by air marshals. I wouldn't recommend it, because even if the gate person is timid, there's dozens of people eager to bust some heads within earshot everywhere in an airport.
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Prak Anima wrote:It wasn't a lewd message, though they would argue it was simply because of the word "fuck" of course, but you stand up at all to these fucks, and they toss you off the plane.
The problem is that they weigh pissing off a single person wearing a shirt with PG-13 language (you can say fuck once in a PG-13 movie), against the potential of offending a larger number of people (greater than one).

And by tossing the single person off the plane, they still keep the money that person paid for the ticket, whereas trying to appease the "victim" will probably result in having to pay some sort of compensation.

Really, I'd probably let someone get away with a shirt like that until someone complained, then I'd ask if it could be turned inside out.
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and this is why I shouldn't be in the customer service end of the service industry... I'm the type of person who, at my nicest, would tell the person "I'm sorry this is a flight out of American air space, it is an American plane, and in America, that person has freedom of speech, which I'm not about to infringe because you're offended. I invite you to go talk to the person yourself, but I'm not doing a damned thing to infringe upon constitutional rights"
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I have been avoiding flying for years due to the real terrorists who work there. Subject myself to thugs with more authority than sense? No thank you I will drive.
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Actually, they can't keep the money from someone they kick off of an airline.

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Crissa wrote:Actually, they can't keep the money from someone they kick off of an airline.
Really? I had no idea. I figured that if they can keep your money for not flying, then they could keep your money for being kicked off.
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Maj wrote:
Crissa wrote:Actually, they can't keep the money from someone they kick off of an airline.
Really? I had no idea. I figured that if they can keep your money for not flying, then they could keep your money for being kicked off.
No, in the former, they are breaching the contract. In the latter you are breaching the contract. Or failing to accept the services provided for reasons that are not "failing to meet the agreed specifications for the service to be provided".
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Prak_Anima wrote:fucking infringement of free speech.
The First Amendment only applies to the US government. In practice, private enterprise can pretty much do what it wants.
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Neeeek wrote:
Maj wrote:
Crissa wrote:Actually, they can't keep the money from someone they kick off of an airline.
Really? I had no idea. I figured that if they can keep your money for not flying, then they could keep your money for being kicked off.
No, in the former, they are breaching the contract. In the latter you are breaching the contract. Or failing to accept the services provided for reasons that are not "failing to meet the agreed specifications for the service to be provided".
Note that the airlines will TRY to keep your money for being kicked off. Just because they can't doesn't mean that they won't try to pull a fast one and do it anyway.
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Wesley Street wrote:
Prak_Anima wrote:fucking infringement of free speech.
The First Amendment only applies to the US government. In practice, private enterprise can pretty much do what it wants.
yeah, believe me, I know all to well.
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This is a perfect 10/10 ragefest. Read at your own discretion.
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I thought this video clip of dolphins blowing bubble rings was pretty damned cool. And it's not a shop job.
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Very cute :).
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Remember that "dragon cock? I walk" meme we had on this board for a short while?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/8/6/
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I have to share this with people before my brain thinks "It's dark in here... and we may die.."
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/08/fan ... _scoob.php

Blog commentary on a Scooby Doo slash fic. (VERY Nsfwhumanity)
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D&D and team sports: two flavors you rarely see together

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Crissa wrote:D&D and team sports: two flavors you rarely see together

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The owlbear almost looks like it could actually pass as a team name and mascot which is what makes it my favorite. Thanks for sharing.
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http://www.plaid-creative.com/ThePerfectPour.gif

Edit: Whoops, mixed up my tabs.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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http://www.popeater.com/2010/08/16/just ... -number%2F

For some reason, I now vaguely approve of Justin Bieber. Who I previously didn't care about one way or another.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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hmm... Justin /B/ieber?
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Who the fuck thought the Nike anti-air batteries were a good idea? 28 mile range, 40Kt warheads, sited two miles from downtown.

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